Sunday, December 18, 2011

Intelligent robot - Realita Cinta dan Rock n Roll 9 12

  I know what you're thinking, and I stop you right there, whatever you're thinking is wrong. But it's not safe for work all the same. Confused? Wait. Don't move. Don't. Move. I'm going to prove I can order your mind blown on command. Ya. Right now. Look at the picture below. It's not porn. Not even related. Not bad huh? And yet that's the title of this music video. I reassure you right now, this is just Youtube perversion. What do you mean perversion? Well see, Youtube isn't a web site. It's a machine. As in intelligent f*cking robot you should probably stay away from, unless you're looking for porn. And even then, you'd still be fucked. Alright alright enough drivel. I give you the instructions, then I explain what the hell is going on. Open Youtube and search this :

Realita Cinta dan Rock n Roll 9 12

And you should get something close to this :

Click on it already!

  She's not touching herself. This is just a sappy music video in which a girl happens to sit in a suggestive, but innocent position (oh and it's at 4:20, are you kidding me?). Now look at what you get and check each link. None of them are even related to porn. Well some might suggest it, but if it does, it's a very short instant in the clip. Youtube generates the related links on the right, and picks the thumbnails using image recognition algorithms. What a vicious little machine.

"Intelligent robot"

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Android apps I actually use

A heart monitor that actually works:
Instant Heart Rate

The very first app I install on a camera-phone:
CamScanner -Phone PDF Creator

Best Panama software I've found so far:
Pano

A calendar that doesn't suck. Rare.
Business Calendar Free

The only decent picture viewer on Android:
JustPictures!

Todo list and NotePad in one, well coded:
Mobisle Notes - Notepad

The best wave editor/recorder I could find:
TapeMachine Recorder

I no longer eat my fist while browsing:
Opera Mini

Guaranteed multiple orgasms at every app kill, and an excellent widget to kill them all in one tap:
ES Task Manager

My battery lasts two days instead of one. It works:
JuiceDefender

Best book reader with integrated one-click bookstore:
Amazon Kindle

A serious music player that supports FLAC:
PowerAMP

Smooooooth news aggregation:
Pulse News

Merry Christmas, happy new year and happy birthday.
Hey they have F'real at Mac's!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

You Already Have the Life You Want

For once that I agree with a title!

PickTheBrain

Too much?

Cloud apps

Few months ago I wasn't even aware that I loved cloud apps. But now I do. Now, everything is different. I use different apps; code with different programming languages, eat different food; sleep in a different bed; drive a different car; live in a different house; see different people; work for a different company in a different city in a different country in a different world.

And Thus!

And thus I should let you know, royally, that I now love cloud apps. And that company right there, over there, no closer, yeah, that one, has some cool cloud apps.

Criticaltick

Saturday, September 11, 2010

In your face, religion